kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
uraiah: uraiah: i got a lamb today and i named it meryl sheep wait til I tell meryl sheep she got 7 notes
shickalenia: meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son Get out.
cosmic-philanthropy: melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY D I A G O N A L ...
passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
kankrivantas: do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
meladoodle: meladoodle: when boys smile, i die oh…
heckboy: “You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
1. White terrorists are called “gunmen.” What does that even mean? A person with...– Juan Cole, 08/09/2012 (via woman-swell)
I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.– John Steinbeck (via jeveuxtarevanche)
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
bumbleblaine: i came home after a horrible day and my brother said that i’m going to be happy soon because Darren Criss is waiting in my bed and i thought he was joking but then i’m so fucking done with my family.
burntbypizza: fabulous more like im fab, u less
daftpostpunk: why is inconvenience such an inconvenient word to spell
arostine: pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10