Quite possible the most terrifying realization in cartoon history.
says the only real gay guy in the room
"When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other."
CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.
Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion. Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no. Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!! I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?
sounds like something a vampire would say
"I am not a vampire hahaha"
"Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…"
I have finally done the thing since people have asked for it many many times: a better look at my Powerpuff Girls designs! I had a chance to put more thought into their them this time around and I’m quite satisfied with it all.
This was done mainly for those who wanted to cosplay the girls, in which I say, feel free to take any liberties beyond what I’ve done and I hope you all enjoy my take on the PPGs!
….Okay, these are awesome except that now I want to have hot lesbian sex with that buttercup and I don’t know how to feel about that.
I feel great about that.
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]
this should have been the plot of american hustle
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
*SLOW CLAP FOR THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM*
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
does Disney think they’re being revolutionary for having a gay couple on Good Luck Charlie when iCarly already had that evil gay internet hacker bottom
i’m a top :)
people actually want to have sex with him?
Dont lie to your self
The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it
One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
is a 2 pound blunt necessary?
Any blunt is necessary
this is necessary right meow
how the fuck would you even smoke that
That’s like shoving your whole fist in your mouth but I’m so down for it
weed smokers are so innovative in their inventions but for no other reason than to get more high